Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute
did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.
Jason has a problem, Piper has a secret, Leo has a way with tools, Percy is confused, Hazel is supposed to be dead, Frank is a klutz and Annabeth is terrified x
crappy doodle, worth the try :X
Annabeth grabbed his wrist and flipped him over her shoulder. He slammed into the stone pavement.
“If you ever leave me again,” she said, her eyes stinging, “I swear to all the gods—”
Percy had the nerve to laugh. Suddenly the lump of heated emotions melted inside Annabeth.
“Consider me warned,” Percy said. “I missed you, too.”
-Mark of Athena-
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
Doctor Who meme | undernoticed quotes | (1/?) | The God Complex
“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe”